Rannurtlid Bedruthun Mitdogbed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered meerkat.

Rannurtlid Bedruthun Mitdogbed created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rannurtlid Bedruthun Mitdogbed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rannurtlid Bedruthun Mitdogbed, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rannurtlid Bedruthun Mitdogbed's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rannurtlid Bedruthun Mitdogbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rannurtlid Bedruthun Mitdogbed.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.