Yiksitsug Kemnulvag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring chinchilla.

Yiksitsug Kemnulvag created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiksitsug Kemnulvag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yiksitsug Kemnulvag, he will manifest in front of you.

Yiksitsug Kemnulvag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yiksitsug Kemnulvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Run away if three mice approach from the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.