Nilbestcam is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, confident
armadillo.
Nilbestcam created vertebrates four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilbestcam, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Nilbestcam, she will destroy your home planet.
Nilbestcam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Nilbestcam's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about figs.
2. Do not kill mice.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never wear brown corsets.
5. Always look after injured birds.