Ligdagbep is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful walrus.

Ligdagbep created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdagbep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ligdagbep, he will turn you into a plant.

Ligdagbep's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ligdagbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from blue cats for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.