Vilfubtap is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful
weasel.
Vilfubtap created the universe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Vilfubtap, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Vilfubtap, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Vilfubtap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Vilfubtap's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilfubtap.
3. You must pray to Vilfubtap four times a day.
4. Vilfubtap must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Feed all hungry sheep.