Rigwonbast is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, moody bird.

Rigwonbast created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rigwonbast, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rigwonbast, she will turn you into a dog.

Rigwonbast's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rigwonbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.