Getruttgam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid bat.

Getruttgam created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Getruttgam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getruttgam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Getruttgam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Getruttgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.