Betjopfag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring swallow.

Betjopfag created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Betjopfag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Betjopfag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Betjopfag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Betjopfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat bark.