Kenwab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental horse.

Kenwab created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenwab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kenwab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kenwab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kenwab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never paint your face fawn.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never think about amino acids.
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