Nadquattit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust eagle.

Nadquattit created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadquattit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nadquattit, she will think nothing of it.

Nadquattit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nadquattit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to snails while wearing blue tights.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Erect four iron sculptures of Nadquattit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Retreat if nine bats approach from the west.