Jap is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, benevolent
hare.
Jap created humankind three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jap, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jap, she will turn you into a tree.
Jap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Jap's Holy Commandments1. Always help moths.
2. Do not hurt eagles.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not wear purple clothing.
5. Always take life seriously.