Bogkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, sapient crocodile.

Bogkad created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogkad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bogkad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bogkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not take Bogkad's name in vain.

5. Put Bogkad first in all things.
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