Govbotbum is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured deer.

Govbotbum created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govbotbum, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Govbotbum, he will send you a sign.

Govbotbum's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Govbotbum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Hide from mauve whales for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear purple skirts.