Didinghab is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited
hydra.
Didinghab created light nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Didinghab, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Didinghab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Didinghab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Didinghab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Always help manatees in need.