Tamfonlog is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered
monkey.
Tamfonlog created viruses eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tamfonlog, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tamfonlog, he will try to impress you with trees.
Tamfonlog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Tamfonlog's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Tamfonlog six times a day.
2. Tamfonlog loves rats, so they must be respected.
3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never think about gravity.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.