Nartdidgov is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful turtle.

Nartdidgov created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Nartdidgov, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nartdidgov, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nartdidgov's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nartdidgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Nartdidgov first in all things.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.