Renkomsag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unfair alligator.

Renkomsag created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renkomsag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Renkomsag, it will curse you with boils.

Renkomsag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Renkomsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Renkomsag.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Renkomsag.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick eagles.