Dapyak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic shrew.

Dapyak created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapyak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dapyak, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dapyak's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Dapyak loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Hide if nine turtles approach from the north.