Tarpsaggemfit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, emotional bat.

Tarpsaggemfit created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpsaggemfit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tarpsaggemfit, she will manifest in front of you.

Tarpsaggemfit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tarpsaggemfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.