Zimcen Bimlunnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, weak snail.

Zimcen Bimlunnarl created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zimcen Bimlunnarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimcen Bimlunnarl, it will turn you into a hamster.

Zimcen Bimlunnarl's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zimcen Bimlunnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zimcen Bimlunnarl.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Zimcen Bimlunnarl on top of important buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.