Xuckpansin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective mole.

Xuckpansin created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckpansin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xuckpansin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xuckpansin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Xuckpansin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Never paint your arms white.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the south.