Zigpakraktadyim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic lizard.

Zigpakraktadyim created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zigpakraktadyim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigpakraktadyim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zigpakraktadyim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Zigpakraktadyim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zigpakraktadyim first in all things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Zigpakraktadyim loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not take Zigpakraktadyim's name in vain.