Fudtalpad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered crocodile.

Fudtalpad created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtalpad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudtalpad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fudtalpad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fudtalpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest violet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Fast once a month.