Gabgidbensaw is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent snake.

Gabgidbensaw created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabgidbensaw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gabgidbensaw, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gabgidbensaw's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gabgidbensaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Gabgidbensaw on top of important buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.