Landissvid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical cobra.

Landissvid created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Landissvid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Landissvid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Landissvid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Landissvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never talk about fire.