Rakstaftit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous wasp.

Rakstaftit created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakstaftit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rakstaftit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rakstaftit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rakstaftit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Run away from gray eagles, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Rakstaftit.