Cunflowhak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, boastful unicorn.

Cunflowhak created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunflowhak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cunflowhak, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cunflowhak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cunflowhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never jump in holy places.