Vinsommad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced crab.

Vinsommad created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Vinsommad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vinsommad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vinsommad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vinsommad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Vinsommad on top of important buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured mites.