Vanyogfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless frog.

Vanyogfoss created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vanyogfoss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vanyogfoss, it will turn you into a tree.

Vanyogfoss' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vanyogfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Vanyogfoss on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Hide if six eagles approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fire.