Flamnelliggem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet hyena.

Flamnelliggem created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamnelliggem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flamnelliggem, she will throw large rocks at you.

Flamnelliggem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flamnelliggem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Flamnelliggem loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.