Xuckdogmip Nullwabhatcar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate hedgehog.

Xuckdogmip Nullwabhatcar created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdogmip Nullwabhatcar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xuckdogmip Nullwabhatcar, it will come to you in dreams.

Xuckdogmip Nullwabhatcar's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xuckdogmip Nullwabhatcar's Holy Commandments

1. Xuckdogmip Nullwabhatcar loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.