Lipvadgud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful butterfly.

Lipvadgud created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipvadgud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lipvadgud, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lipvadgud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lipvadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lipvadgud.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Lipvadgud eight times a day.