Giddagveg Cumbatcadnut Panglincim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omniscient elephant.

Giddagveg Cumbatcadnut Panglincim created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Giddagveg Cumbatcadnut Panglincim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Giddagveg Cumbatcadnut Panglincim, he will turn you into a puffin.

Giddagveg Cumbatcadnut Panglincim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Giddagveg Cumbatcadnut Panglincim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Giddagveg Cumbatcadnut Panglincim loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always stare at clouds.