Cabdobban is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless dingo.

Cabdobban created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdobban, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabdobban, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cabdobban's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cabdobban's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Put Cabdobban first in all things.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.