Afwonlog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful clam.

Afwonlog created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afwonlog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Afwonlog, she will come to you in dreams.

Afwonlog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Afwonlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Never eat nuts.