Betnarlnull Ragwiplikpang is a god.

It takes the form of a small, temperamental fly.

Betnarlnull Ragwiplikpang created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Betnarlnull Ragwiplikpang, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betnarlnull Ragwiplikpang, it will think nothing of it.

Betnarlnull Ragwiplikpang's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Betnarlnull Ragwiplikpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Betnarlnull Ragwiplikpang loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.