Ligfen is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate cobra.

Ligfen created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligfen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ligfen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ligfen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ligfen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Hide if six moths approach from the north.