Cepjarnnad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, conceited narwhal.

Cepjarnnad created life four years ago.

If you believe in Cepjarnnad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cepjarnnad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cepjarnnad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cepjarnnad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never talk about fire.