Rigbonkjin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful crane.

Rigbonkjin created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigbonkjin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigbonkjin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rigbonkjin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rigbonkjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Rigbonkjin must be the most important thing in your life.