Stikfebmongatqueegyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind snake.

Stikfebmongatqueegyatt created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikfebmongatqueegyatt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikfebmongatqueegyatt, he will manifest in front of you.

Stikfebmongatqueegyatt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Stikfebmongatqueegyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat pineapples.