Jigyartzag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair parrot.

Jigyartzag created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jigyartzag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigyartzag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jigyartzag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jigyartzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Jigyartzag's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide from gray mites for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about comets.