Tigtantetti is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent pig.

Tigtantetti created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigtantetti, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tigtantetti, he will turn you into a rock.

Tigtantetti's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tigtantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.