Hadfubyart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic wyvern.

Hadfubyart created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadfubyart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadfubyart, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hadfubyart's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hadfubyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.