Jatflabvog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic coyote.

Jatflabvog created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatflabvog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jatflabvog, he will not care.

Jatflabvog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jatflabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. You must love Jatflabvog.