Hunkamyakcib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish lobster.

Hunkamyakcib created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunkamyakcib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hunkamyakcib, it will destroy your home planet.

Hunkamyakcib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hunkamyakcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your legs indigo.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.