Hotwotbagrigbud is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring hummingbird.

Hotwotbagrigbud created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Hotwotbagrigbud, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hotwotbagrigbud, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hotwotbagrigbud's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hotwotbagrigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never sit near frogs.

3. Retreat if four great tits approach from the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotwotbagrigbud.

5. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.