Rannullwabwon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud hare.

Rannullwabwon created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rannullwabwon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rannullwabwon, he will turn you into a slug.

Rannullwabwon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rannullwabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shave your feet.