Godrullquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful hydra.

Godrullquaf created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godrullquaf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godrullquaf, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Godrullquaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Godrullquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Godrullquaf on top of all buildings.

4. Run away if eight manatees approach from the north.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.