Higtikquim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless wasp.

Higtikquim created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Higtikquim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higtikquim, it will destroy your home solar system.

Higtikquim's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Higtikquim's Holy Commandments

1. Higtikquim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away from purple geese, for they are unholy.