Venfagraw is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody troll.

Venfagraw created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Venfagraw, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Venfagraw, it will send minions to preach to you.

Venfagraw's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Venfagraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never paint your arms orange.

4. Never sit near gulls.

5. Fast once a month.